Trilogy Orlando Sci-Fi Movie Club
ATTENTION ALL SPACE CADETS THE SCI-FI MOVIE CLUB HAS MOVED TO ITS' NEW PERMANENT HOME - FIRST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH AT 2PM IN THE EVENT CENTER
Space Force Commander Drew is no longer inviting you to join the Sci-Fi Movie Club. The simple act of reading this message means you have been officially drafted into the Space Force with the rank of Cadet and attendance is now mandatory. Resistance is Futile. You have been assimilated.
Purpose: Our mission is to “Boldly Go Where No-One Has Gone Before” and hopes to never go again. We meet on the FIRST TUESDAY of every month from 2 to 4ish pm in THE EVENT CENTER to explore the universe and celebrate truly bad Sci-Fi on the big screen. So kick back, hoist a few and reflect on what we Earthlings did to deserve so many invasions from space.
Club Motto: We scour the Universe to bring you the very worst in Sci-Fi Movie Entertainment. And when we say "Entertainment" it's more of a figure of speech.
Upon compulsory induction into the Sci-Fi Movie Club you automatically receive valuable membership perks including annoying emails reminding you to see the upcoming movie, laughing out loud at unbelievably bad special effects, crying, screaming, shouting at the actors, making fun of everything you're gonna see, and of course, mocking those hard working, if long dead actors goes without saying.
Sci-Fi movie presentations are a FREE Saturday Matinee Themed Event and are open to all Trilogy Residents.
Fresh popped pop corn and retro movie theater candy (but only the ones I personally like) are available for a small donation. If you're a big spender you can order food and adult beverages in the Grille to enjoy while watching the movies all for a much larger compulsory donation. If you're not a big spender bring some food (but no alcohol) from home. I promise not to tell anyone.
Time permitting we will screen a cartoon or other short featurette, an episode of a 12 part cliffhanger serial and a feature length movie of dubious quality all for the incredibly low, low price of absolutely FREE. If you can find a lower price anywhere please let us know and we'll pretend we actually care. But wait, there's more. Membership to our little club comes with this amazing, crazy, totally insane, unheard of, possibly illegal money back guarantee. I personally guarantee you'll wish you could get your money back if you are not completely satisfied. You are probably wondering how we can make such an incredible offer. We can only do this because all movies are absolutely, totally, unconditionally FREE and that's what makes this offer so amazing. And rest assured when you voluntarily spend 2 hours of your valuable time on such a worthless endeavor you are receiving exactly what you paid for.